Annoying talk show hosts

I know I'm not the only one out there who can't stand these talk show hosts (I hope). I swear the only reason these people are still on the air is because people (like me) love to hate them. Don't even get me started on Bill O'Reilly.

Sun Fizz

This spot came out sometime in the mid 90s. It was funny then, and it's still funny today.

The other Mike Kings

We've all done it. Googled our names. I did it again this morning, to make sure my portfolio site (www.kingmike.net) was getting hits on google. Instead, I noticed all of the other Mike King's who are out there, and there are a lot. I will rank the greatness of the other Mike King's:

5. Mike King, photographer. Now this Mike King has a cool job. He's a photographer, and based from his portfolio, it looks like he specializes in sports photography. He's shot Tiger Woods, The Olympics and random horse jockeys. http://mikekingphoto.com/

4. Mike King, graphic designer. This guy creates concert posters and CD covers for some great musicians, including Beck and The Flaming Lips. http://www.crashamerica.com/

3. Mike King, art science and the spiritual. This guy is great. I think he's British. His website looks like it hasn't changed since 1996. He has animations, writings (it looks like he wrote an entire novel) and a personal biography. http://web.ukonline.co.uk/mr.king/

2. Mike King, BMX rider. I guess this guy is an "old school" BMXer. He has an entire wikipedia entry about him, so he must be good. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_King_(BMX_racer)

1. Mike King, Comedian. Here's the bio from his website: Born, bred and residing in Gloucestershire, England, Mike has a distinctive rural accent, easily understood, but just enough to give his act the warmth, friendliness and charm associated with the West Country. http://www.oao.co.uk/cabaret/comedy/mikeking/index.html

My first blog.

This is the first post to my first blog. In fact, this is my first time actually using the word 'blog' and not making fun of it. I'll be using this to write things, share ideas, post pictures, complain, etc.

In other news, I want this: