I'm not goth

As the title of my post may indicate, I'm not goth. In fact, I can't even stop making fun of the goth subculture. It's even on my list of things to eventually make fun of in advertising (more on that later), but as much as I may make fun, I can't stop loving this design that threadless recently reprinted.

Now only one question remains: am I goth enough to wear it? (more on that later also).